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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Thinking Thursday

Kitties!

Felix here.  I'm in a quandry, and it's making me (even more) cantankerous (than usual).  According to Mommy, I have the World's Skinniest Shanks.  And when I order fresh CrankyPants, I get a size "S".  So I know my bum is lean and mean.
But here's the dichotomy...allow me to demonstrate:

First, I'm gonna hop up on the scratcher post...

...and get comfy.

Kitties, take a look at my rear end.

The scratcher makes my bum look BIG!

This displeases me.

Immensely!
No pun intended.


Happy Thursday!

XX  Felix  XX

42 comments:

  1. Furs, Felix - you need furs! They cover a multitude of sins. Big bum - blame the furs. Skinny butt - furs hide it. And you can be displeased either way. And remember, it's the cat inside that matters.

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  2. Yeah furs are a big help. I mean no one ever says Gemini is huge but she is!

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  3. Oh, no problem. Ya need ta shop at the Short&Fat place.

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  4. You do not haf a big bum Felix, if you want to see a really big bum and an extra wide load all you hafta do is look at Speedy. Really, he's F.A.T.!

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  5. The answer is simple really...Felix, you needs to get yourself a NEW scratcher. (Wow, I'z really being mesmerized by theese new colorful bubbles on your blog, I like it!)

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  6. Real Mancats don't worry about this kind of stuff, Bro. Chill. It's OKAY--you're a GUY.

    XO to Bad Whitey.

    No, Rutabaga, I have not forgotten about our duel. I'm working on achieving Optimum Claw Sharpitude (OCS). I'll let you know.

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  7. As long as there's still room beside you on that scratcher, your bum is just right Felix!

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  8. I have skinny little legs too. But my butt doesn't look as big as yours, Felix!

    (Ducking and running!!!)

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  9. I couldn't tell, Felix - I was sighingover your glorious color, for how I love me an orange kitty.

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  10. Oh! We didn't notice anything about yoour size! You are handsome!!!

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  11. I think your bum look pretty sexy..OOPS ! Don't panic, Felix !
    I'm not a gay cat : )
    xoxo

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  12. Well BIG or SMALL, we love yoo just the same!

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  13. I think that is definitely a perfectly sized kitty botty bum. Don't worry about it :)xx

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  14. Felix!! You have the sexiest and most scrummiest oranj bum ever!! Me and Charlie are swooning at the sight of your bum!! Yay!!! We blame the scratcher too!! Take care
    x

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  15. Felix, have you never seen Derry from the back end? Hahahaha! Now *that's* big! You have no worries.

    BTW, if Annie were here, she'd be swooning over your crabilated expression in the last photo. :-)

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  16. The look on your face in the last pic! Unfortunately, everything is making my bum look big lately. Marmie says its all the deets Diddy gives me. I say she never should've stolen me from that parking lot if she wanted a skinny cat.

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  17. Felix your bottom is beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise :-)

    At our house Archie has the thinnest legs going and I always say if Casper is wearing pantaloons the Archie has on skinny jeans - LOL!!!!

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  18. this is the first time i've ever told this to another guy but i think you have a lovely caboose.

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  19. WE think your bum is very svelt. You should see some the wide bums around here. I wouldn't listen to that Mommy. She is not telling the whole truth.Hope all of you have a super Thursday

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  20. Handsome Felix, we think you are purrfect.....and that includes your bum!!!!!!!!!!

    xxxxxxxxxxx

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  21. Boy cats shouldn't worry if the scratcher makes their bum look big.
    Just be like human guys and and don't give a darn about it. That goes for yer belleh too!

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  22. We think you are adorable no matter what size pants you wear!!

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  23. Don't go there Felix-it's a low tide only the humans wade around in.You have better things to do! Isn't it bug season over there?!!
    the critters in The Cottage

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  24. I kept looking and looking but I see no big bum. On the other hand, when I look at Cosmo.....it's hard to miss the big bum. :)

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  25. If you want to see fat, you've got to look at Nermle's butt. He's fat AND fuzzy. You're bum looks fine to me. Not too skinny and not too fat. Just right.

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  26. Nah, it's just the silly camera angle, don't give it a second thought!!!

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  27. Ahh not big just cuddly and I think you are lovely.. Hugs GJ xx

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  28. Felix you would never ever in a million years hear a lady cat complaing about a skinny tush!! MOL Mom wants to know why men have long pretty eye lashes and women have to work to get them.
    Hugs Madi

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  29. You are a silly boy.
    Just grow more fur to cover it up. Then you will be fluffy like Pumpkin

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  30. Felix, it's not the scratcher that makes your bum look big. It's obviously you trying to make your limited brain power peoples understand that the scratcher is too small! Now I love your peoples, don't get me wrong, but all peoples' brains are, shall we say, a bit limited. It's not their faults, but maybe you should up your game a little? Let your yummy tummy hang out a bit too. Stretch, then miaow pitifully and rearrange your position to make yourself look cramped. They'll soon get the message.

    Oh, and if you ever do decide to get really big, remember to tell those peoples that the more of you there is, the more there is to cuddle! That shuts them up in a hurry.

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  31. It's a very nice mancat butt. Don't worry about it :)

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  32. Well, your right, Felix, that scratcher post does do a bit of a number on you. But please don't be displeased. You're looking very svelte!

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  33. Felix
    You are just like my big brother Ping.
    He is a lean mean fighting machine....he is just all muscle like you. No extra layer of anything on his athletic body. (don'cha know the girlcats all like muscle cats?)

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥

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  34. I think skinny shanks are in style this season!

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  35. Felix, my big brofur Kit is just like you -- all muscle, no fat. Some angles could make him look big, but we know better! You are purrfect!

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  36. Felix, your bottom is a perfectly normal size - I think you're quite slim, in fact!

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  37. Felix, I have the same problem. When I sit, my butt looks big. Maybe we shouldn't sit anymore. What do you think about that??

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  38. Oh, that was me....Wally. With the big butt.

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  39. Cranky Pants??? I guess you can buy anything on the innernets!

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  40. I like your butt. It's just the right size for you!

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  41. Felix: Don't worry. There is more to love.

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!