Today's my Day!
It's ME, Grayce!
And I'm here to toot my own horn...
1. My first fact is a tiny bit embarrassing:
I'm a Farty Cat.
Pick me up and squeeze me at your peril, People!
I share a common interest with Salem:
2. I LOVE Nip!
And valerian root.
Allow me to demonstrate.
This Punkin is filled with Nip, and I'm CRAZYPANTS!
When I get all worked up I go THUNDERING through the house, skidding around corners and bounding over furniture and siblings bum over teakettle.
One of my nicknames is "Graycer-Racer".
3. I have sharp white fangs!
I like to bite.
4. ::whispers:: I have pink nimples!
5. I often am confused with my Brother Rupert.
I'm the one on front!
In fact, we BOTH get called "Dusty" who was the Grey Cat who Came Before.
6. I am a Lap Kitty.
Not only do I enjoy biting, I like to make endless biscuits on laps (and chestal protuberances) using my incredibly sharp claws. As an added bonus, I take forever to settle in.
I love treats and I mastered the Evil Treat Box toot sweet!
7. I ate kibble for the first few years of my life. I had dandruff, was tubby, and had TWO bladder stones! Mommy switched us to wet food after I had my stones removed. Now I'm sleek, slim, and I pee like a champ.
Recently we've been allowed to eat kibble again, but I prefer stinky goodness for the most part.
I don't like People food, except maybe a bite of beef now and again, 'specially if it's pot roast.
8. The skin on my face and in my ears is mauve and pink. Mommy thinks it's pretty unusual, do any of you kitties have skin like mine?
9. I like to watch the birds...
...but I'm not an avid hunter.
10. I DO have a fine set of lasers, though!
Here I'm using them to subdue Johnny and CC.
Phew! I'm tired.
Time for a funny face and a nap in MY bed.
C'mon back tomorrow to learn about Felix...
XX Grayce XX