I would never go "wild".*
See, here I am, sedately reposed on the crinkly paper, covered in nip.
No wildness whatsoever.
Calm, cool, and collected, that's me...even sniffing the strangely-shaped toy that Mommy so
evilly thoughtfully dipped into the silvervine jar not a hair's out of place.
It appears that I have silvervine all over my paw. Better tidy that up pronto.
::licketty lick lick lick::
oooooooooh, head rush...
And that's my secret, pals--couch lock!
I'm too silver-stoned to get silly.
heh heh heh
XX Grayce XX
*except for my crazypants post-pooping gallop, that is.