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Monday, April 28, 2014

Mancat, Unabashed



Kitties!

Nekkid Tiny Johnson here.

I was on the pillow on the cat bed on the sofa washing my tail pouf when Mommy started giggling, and wouldn't you know it, she whipped out her phone and took pictures of me!

I acted all casual and started in on my paw...

...and segued  into the Blinding White Tummy Maneuver!

Which didn't work.

She's a persistent peep, our Mommy. 
 Leaving me with no choice but to lick my bottom, noisily. 
Success!

Mommy was sorta grossed out by the gusto with which I approached my task, took one last shot, and left.
There's a lesson to be learned here, kitties.


Happy Monday!

XX  Clever Johnny  XX

31 comments:

  1. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny! You look MAHvelous, my good ManCat! That pink belleh sent the Human into paroxysms of shivering delight! And your TAILIO! Why it's a thing of beauty! Thank Cod they left you some fluff!

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  2. What a view! But we do think your washing is covering your modesty. And your Mommy takes far less revealing shots of these moments than our Äiti does. Be grateful for that!

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  3. We humans do have an aversion to watching you guys clean your nether parts! Still it's a good thing you do! Cute belly!!!

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  4. Now I can't wait to see what you get for visitors with
    nekkid tiny johnson
    licking my bottom

    I'll bet your google inbounds are a blast

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  5. HahahaMeow! Our Mommy can't stand that sound, either. She got grossed out just by thinking about it. That's a double score, TJ!

    Happy Mancat Monday!

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  6. That will teach your mommy! You must be really limber to clean your bottom like that.

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  7. I should lick my butt every time my human tries to take a photo of me!

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  8. I love that tail poof! And how handily you got rid of the pawparazzi! MOL

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  9. MOL! Maurice taught me that trick - lick your butt when a camera's pointed at ya!

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  10. Johnny, good for you for not letting her derail you. When you gotta get clean, you gotta get clean!

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  11. Hehehehe Johnny, you are so clever!
    And you are so cute and sexy nekkid. Love your lion tail :-)

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  12. yes anytime one can use 'butt' and 'gusto' in the same sentence it is time to leave.

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  13. Good shots on M's part. Now that is quite a wash job you gave yourself.

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  14. Humans and the evil flashy boxes!!!!

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  15. ♥ Fabulous photo's!!! ♥

    Happy Monday

    Bestest purrs

    Basil x

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  16. Great idea! We have to remember that move! MOL!

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  17. Heh! That’s some nice tail ya got there, Johnny. Bet it’s fun to chase around.

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  18. ONE WORD MONDAY from MADI

    K E R P L U N K

    TOO MUCH MANLINESS FOR THIS GAL

    HUGS MADI'S MOM

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  19. Johnny baby, what a handsome dood you are. And boy what a tailio you sport nowadays, it's so becoming. Clever way of getting rid of the mom.

    Emma and Buster

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  20. Didja make really juicy, slobbery noises when doing it? Gets'em EVERY time.

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  21. We're loving that lion's tail of yours, Johnny.

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  22. We don't know if it is the floofy end, but we think you have just about the longest kitty tail we have ever seen. Slurpy bathing drives our mom bonkers. Lisbeth makes so much noise, Mom has to leave the room. MOL! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  23. The Blinding White Tummy manuevur is one of the best stategys againt the camera!

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  24. Gotta remember this, one way to get rid of mum and the flashy box.

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  25. Yup, lift that meaty thigh and snort snuffle slurp!! Hah! Way to go, Johnny.

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  26. You look good Johnny! Good way to get rid of your mom too!

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  27. That last photo is a.. er.. keeper!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!