Interview with Jorge

Kitties!

Jorge, our local collared lizard, granted us an exclusive tell-all interview:

Jorge:  Hello. 

 And thank you for not eating me.

Life out here in the front yard is dangerous enough as it is without the perils of feline consumption.  I hear at least one of you swallows my compatriots whole!  

Head first...

*shudders*

As you can see, I've had my share of close calls in the past; I'm missing two toes on my back left foot...

...and I had to jettison part of my tail at one point to escape being a meal.  It should be much longer.  I'm working on it as quickly as I can.

Provided, that is, that I survive this conversation...GOTTA GO!

*scampers up the house*

Happy Tuesday!

XX  The Reporter Kats and Jorge  XX

Breaking News!

Kitties!

This just in:

Scouty hopped up on the sofa while Mommy was sat there (and more importantly, awake)...and he STAYED!  For like, a whole minute!

 Tiny Johnson, a.k.a. "Security-Barrier-Cat" was nowhere to be found at the time of the event.

A witness was able to obtain one single grainy cell phone shot before the phenomenon came to an abrupt, scurrying conclusion.

In a subsequent interview with Rupert and Sweet Pea, Scouty made the following statement:

Don't count on this ever happening again guys...

well, not too soon, anyway.

I know that you know that I sleep with Mommy sometimes at night (at the foot of the bed) but that doesn't count as wanting closeness and affection, right?   Because as you can both see I still have my best friend Mister Catlick hanging on.  I don't want anything or anyone else--human, that is--Touching me!  They might give me cooties.  Or smothery love.

::shudders::

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Scouty, Rupert, Sweet Pea and Mommy's Knee  XX