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Monday, July 28, 2014

A Mancat's Lament



Kitties!


Maui here.

I'm rather miffed...
First off, Mommy took this photo of me whilst I was snoozing and without my express purrmission.  But that's not what's got my underfurries all in a knot, rather it's the fact that she had the temerity to laugh at my widdle front leggie and said it looked like a FLIPPER!

As if.

Compounding her crimes she unkindly remarked that I'm starting to get a bit weighty around the middle.

LIES!

And get this--one of my many nicknames is "The Walrus" (for my long droopy whiskers)...and she says that I really look like a big fat bull walrus here.  You know, with the flipper and all.

*hmph*

I'll show her some "bull"...


Happy Monday!

XX  Maui  XX

36 comments:

  1. I think you are handsome and I think this is an awesome photo of you.. now be proud and demand the momma give you payment for your modeling services..

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  2. Flipper? Walrus? MOUSES!

    What will peeps come up with next?

    Purrs,
    Nissy #Niss4Senate

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  3. you're all floof maui, just floof. and we think you're fabulously handsome.

    emma and buster

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  4. Your Mommy is mistaken. We girlcats and the Mommy here think you are a most handsome mancat!
    Be careful, you will have lots of ladies swooning!

    XOXO

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  5. This is most insulting. And what is it with your Mommy and sea mammals ? There's Whalem, and now Walrus Maui. Who is the Dolphin ?
    By the way, don't walruses have really big kick arse tusks ....? Get those fangs out dude.

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  6. Your momma sounds like my momma - she are always commentin on my belly.

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  7. Maui, your human needs to learn some decorum!!!

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  8. Maui, as long as she feed you properly ( lots )
    ( whisper ) you know ?... Mom = Food
    Have to please her sometime : )
    xoxo

    PS : mom calls me " Fat Gut "

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  9. Your Mommy has an active imagination. We just see a very handsome, sleeping kitty!

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  10. Hey, it could have been worse, you could have been the Egg Mancat!

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  11. Sheesh.. perhaps you should smack her with your big walrus teeth if that's what she thinks of you!

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  12. One word for this Maui


    D E M E R I T S!!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  13. Holy Kitkats! You do have a flipper!!!
    The REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxxx

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  14. your mom is just asking for a strategically horked up hairball. then you can say walruses don't hork up hairballs...

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  15. We see only the cutest ball of sleeping, floofy furs. Mom says she would love to snorggle that belly. Parents can be so rude sometimes. P.S. Tell your mommy that ours is now 65. She is so ancient, we don't know how she manages to even get out of bed. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  16. Geeese - we think you look extra cute there. Your mom not know what she's talking about. he he - maybe she needs to have her eyes checked. You get the cuteness award for sure.

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  17. I think you look eminently pettable

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  18. All we could think of was:
    coo coo ca chew I AM THE WALRUS!

    OK Mom is from that era...I'll control her better the next time Maui.

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  19. It's the camera angle, of course!

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  20. Oh that's so rude of your mom! But, Flipper...Walrus...good one! Heh heh.
    You look so adorable there. Enjoy your beautiful nap :-)

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  21. Why do moms compare us to sea creatures?

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  22. Well, at least you are a a furry handsome SMILING bull walrus. MOL.

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  23. dood...walrus...huh....

    werked for de Beatles...sold a bazillion

    N tell yur mom..thatz noe bull !! ♥♥♥♥♥

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  24. Oh we think someone's pillow is gonna get pooped on. :)

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  25. I think you look adorable. I also think you should follow The Island Cats' suggestion.

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  26. Sweet boy, it must be Mom's flashy box making you look like a walrus.

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  27. Maui,
    we don't know how you did it but you look both manly AND adorable.
    What on earth is your Mommy giggling about?
    With indignation on your behalf,
    Oscar and Winston

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  28. mol! well, that is a cute picture of you, Maui, flipper or no. :)

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  29. You are just extra fluffy!

    Cats of wildcat woods

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  30. Boy beans can sure be mean! We hopes you gets revenge for those nasty comments. We thinks you is purrfect, belly and all.

    Sasha, Sami, & SAku

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  31. Wait ... does "walrus" and "weighty" mean the same thing as "handsome?" 'Cause all the ladycats here are swooning!

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  32. shame on your Mommy!!! You do NOT look like a walrus!

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  33. Honestly, it's bad enough they sneak up on us in our sleep (IN OUR SLEEP!!!!) and take unflattering pictures. That's not enough for them, though, is it? Nooooooo--they have to add insulting and humiliating narration! There are like 13 of you, right? I think you could totally take her.

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  34. Shame on your Mom-person !
    You are one fluffy good looking mancat Maui !

    XOXO

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  35. I think your nickname should be... um... Flipper.

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  36. Awww looks like a perfect tummy to scruncha scruncha! Cute!
    xo Catherine

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