I was doing a little tummy-tidying...
...which *may* have led to some Washing of the Nethers.
Later that morning, while Mommy was in the shower, I nibbled on her toothbrush. Mommy saw me. She shrieked. I kept on chewing--what can I say, I was enjoying the fresh minty taste and spiky texture--why should I have to stop, just because she says to?
Suddenly, Mommy burst out of the shower stall, brandishing her loofah!
I might have been alarmed if I hadn't been
fleeing the sudsy peep giggling so hard. It was all enormously fun and I think I might have to do it again tomorrow.
XX Salem the Crest* Cat XX
*Mommy's brand of toothpaste