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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Interview with Jorge



Kitties!

Jorge, our local collared lizard, granted us an exclusive tell-all interview:
Jorge:  Hello. 
 And thank you for not eating me.

Life out here in the front yard is dangerous enough as it is without the perils of feline consumption.  I hear at least one of you swallows my compatriots whole!  
Head first...

*shudders*

As you can see, I've had my share of close calls in the past; I'm missing two toes on my back left foot...

...and I had to jettison part of my tail at one point to escape being a meal.  It should be much longer.  I'm working on it as quickly as I can.

Provided, that is, that I survive this conversation...GOTTA GO!

*scampers up the house*


Happy Tuesday!

XX  The Reporter Kats and Jorge  XX

28 comments:

  1. Jorge, thanks for taking the time ft or th I should guest interview! You are a handsome fellow! If you ever make your way to Minnesota, please stop by.....because you DO look delicious too.

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  2. Oh she's spell check. ....
    Thanks for taking the time for the guest interview.......etc, etc. .....

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  3. You are a pretty boy Jorge. Sherpa has a thing for Western Skinks - do you know any?

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  4. Cool interview - thanks to the reporter cats for not chomping on Jorge! Gracie brought in a (mostly dead, I fear) hummerbird today :-( I took it out and found a shady spot and some moss to put it on, in case it was just stunned, but things didn't look good Poor little birdie... T.

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  5. Those scales look like they could clean teeth at the same time as allowing nutritional benefits.....
    But what we have been hearing about is your daily habits, Jorge, and we would delight in some evidence of those little offerings you leave. That Crazy Lady seems obsessed !

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  6. My human loves those things... but she doesn't even eat them!

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  7. Oh, I like lizards! (Though like Summer's Mom not as a meal). Good luck, Jorge!

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  8. Hope you stay away from those kitties Jorge. :)

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  9. Yep, a home with that many cats is NEVER a good place for your kind. Or mousies, or grasshoppers or...

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  10. Wow, Jorge, you look different from the lizards we have here. Do you do the expanding throat thing like the anoles? We love watching that through the windows.

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  11. Jorge we would like to eat you if only we lived near to you!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  13. I've been interviewed a few times in my life and I've always began the interviews with "thanks for not eating me." seems to catch the reporter by surprise.

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  14. Run, Jorge...RUN! I hope you live a very long lizard life!

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  15. I wonder if you taste as good as you look Jorge.

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  16. Jorge leads a very hazardous life! Be careful!!!

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  17. Jorge, your scales look kind of sharp. How is a kitteh supposed to eat you with those scales??! Maybe they're just extra fiber.
    We hope you can move fast, because we know those felines CAN!

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  18. How much discipline you have shown here kitties. Kudos for not eating, at least swatting Jorge.

    Emma and Buster

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  19. Looking good Jorge! Keep on climbingg!!!

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  20. waves ~~~~~~~~ veree nice two meet ewe snax....uh, we meen veree nice two met ewe jorge !!! ♥♥♥

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  21. We thinks it was good idea to keep your interview short Jorge, we bets there were lots of kitties who were looking very hungry...'er happy to meet you.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  22. If this guy has a name, you definitely can't eat him. Who gave him his name? Thanks for introducing us. Please join us for our blogoversary. We are giving away lots of great prizes! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  23. Jorge, its good of you ta keep growing parts back for future gustatory pleasure of your, um, friends...

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  24. Aw, Jorge...you can't help it if you're so tasty. :)

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  25. What a tasty morsel...how did yous finish the conversation?
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  26. Jorge, you have some pretty impressive scales!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!