Jorge, our local collared lizard, granted us an exclusive tell-all interview:
And thank you for not eating me.
Life out here in the front yard is dangerous enough as it is without the perils of feline consumption. I hear at least one of you swallows my compatriots whole!
As you can see, I've had my share of close calls in the past; I'm missing two toes on my back left foot...
...and I had to jettison part of my tail at one point to escape being a meal. It should be much longer. I'm working on it as quickly as I can.
Provided, that is, that I survive this conversation...GOTTA GO!
*scampers up the house*
XX The Reporter Kats and Jorge XX