The Lazy Snack

Kitties!

Daddy saw this tasty snack Jorge hanging out on the wall late this afternoon.

A few hours later he was still there!

Why, oh WHY are we not allowed outside?  

Our predatory instincts are going to shrivel to nothing!

Life is so unfair.

Happy Caturday!

XX  The Frustrated Lounge Kats  XX

Lizard Prison!

Kitties!

As you know, we have two collared lizards who live in our entryway.*

One of which we hadn't seen doing their morning push ups (and poop!) for a while.

Well, Daddy found him!

The bigger lizard, Jorge, somehow got himself stuck in this yard waste bin** and couldn't leap out.  Fortunately--for him--Daddy didn't dump him out with the trash.

We hear you all asking, did Daddy bring Jorge in for US?

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

That traitor set him free to scamper up to the office window and tease us with his scaly goodness.

*sigh*

Oh well, there's always tomorrow.

Happy Monday!

XX  The Lizardless Lounge Kats  XX

*and a toad, but that's another story

**i.e., old litter box

Interview with Jorge

Kitties!

Jorge, our local collared lizard, granted us an exclusive tell-all interview:

Jorge:  Hello. 

 And thank you for not eating me.

Life out here in the front yard is dangerous enough as it is without the perils of feline consumption.  I hear at least one of you swallows my compatriots whole!  

Head first...

*shudders*

As you can see, I've had my share of close calls in the past; I'm missing two toes on my back left foot...

...and I had to jettison part of my tail at one point to escape being a meal.  It should be much longer.  I'm working on it as quickly as I can.

Provided, that is, that I survive this conversation...GOTTA GO!

*scampers up the house*

Happy Tuesday!

XX  The Reporter Kats and Jorge  XX

Hello, Jorge!

Kitties!

We have a new lizard at Casa del Gatos:

Meet Jorge!

(pronounced HORE-hay...and roll the "r"!)

He (or she?) is a Sceloporus Magister, or a Desert Spiny Lizard.  if you embiggen the photo you can see that there are POINTS on the end of his scales!

Obviously, this sort of lizard needs to be eaten head-first.

Jorge (or Jorgina) is living in the front entryway, and we like to observe him out the windows by the door, contemplating his tasty demise.  Or not...Daddy says this guy would be far too quick for even The Baby!  We have the numbers though, and if Jorge ever strays into the back yard...well, we'll be calling him dinner.  In any language.

Hmmmm. We wonder if Jorge is muy caliente?

Happy Caturday!

XX  The Hungry Lounge Kats  XX