NEWSFLASH.

Kitties!

Mister Suspicious has been spotted lounging in the Cat Oven.

Preliminary reports indicate that he likes it in there.

Of course I like it in the Oven...see that cord sticking out the back?  Mommy put a HEATY pad in here.

Happy Thursday!

XX  Hot Felix  XX

Mister Suspicious

Kitties!

Felix here.

You may be able to infer from my expression that I am Deeply Suspicious* about something as usual.

I'd better check it out!

Time to employ my Super Stalking Skillz. 

::slooooowwwwwww::

*stealthy*

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**hop**

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 And here's the Strange Anomaly:

Rupert!

OK, maybe he's not that strange...but, you never know.  

Happy Monday!

XX  Felix  XX

*"Caution" is my middle name!

Breaking News--Box Bites Cat!

Kitties!

Felix here, with a tale guaranteed to make your furs stand on end.

The coffeemaker expired.

But that's not the worst of it.

After the air cleared from Mommy's Blue Language--boy, she's cranky without her coffee--the peeps rushed down to Wally World to purchase a replacement.

Naturally, we got the box.

I was Highly Suspicious.  

You never know with boxes--so I gave the outside a thorough inspection.

Check!

The inside seemed fairly innocuous...

...at first... 

...so I delved deeper.  Everything was good...

...until it went terribly wrong: 

HELP!!!!

Daddy ran to my rescue, and I ran sauntered away. 

Kitties, I was right, feeling skeptical about that box--it's a Cat Eater!

I was lucky to escape with my life.

Happy Friday!

XX  Felix  XX