Felix here, with a tale guaranteed to make your furs stand on end.
The coffeemaker expired.
But that's not the worst of it.
After the air cleared from Mommy's Blue Language--boy, she's cranky without her coffee--the peeps rushed down to Wally World to purchase a replacement.
Naturally, we got the box.
I was Highly Suspicious.
You never know with boxes--so I gave the outside a thorough inspection.
The inside seemed fairly innocuous...
...so I delved deeper. Everything was good...
...until it went terribly wrong:
Daddy ran to my rescue, and I
ran sauntered away.
Kitties, I was right, feeling skeptical about that box--it's a Cat Eater!
I was lucky to escape with my life.
XX Felix XX