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Friday, June 21, 2013

Breaking News--Box Bites Cat!

Kitties!



Felix here, with a tale guaranteed to make your furs stand on end.

The coffeemaker expired.

But that's not the worst of it.

After the air cleared from Mommy's Blue Language--boy, she's cranky without her coffee--the peeps rushed down to Wally World to purchase a replacement.

Naturally, we got the box.
I was Highly Suspicious.  
You never know with boxes--so I gave the outside a thorough inspection.
Check!

The inside seemed fairly innocuous...

...at first... 
...so I delved deeper.  Everything was good...

...until it went terribly wrong: 
HELP!!!!

Daddy ran to my rescue, and I ran sauntered away. 

Kitties, I was right, feeling skeptical about that box--it's a Cat Eater!
I was lucky to escape with my life.


Happy Friday!

XX  Felix  XX

44 comments:

  1. Yikes! We can't imagine a box that bites!

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  2. You needs to watch out for some of dem boxes Felix! They look good on the outside, but you never know until it's too late. Thank goodness your daddy was there to rescue you!

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  3. wow, that looks very scary! Glad you were able to get away. You might consider taking out your anger on the new coffee maker. Show it who's boss.

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  4. We didn't know boxes could be scary but that one sure is! We're glad you escaped! We hope your daddy didn't giggle like our mommy did when that box tried to eat you!

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  5. Our Keurig box was great. We didn't know it had homicidal tendencies. HahahaMeow!

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  6. That was horrifying to watch!!!! Our mommy had to cover our eyes when it got really scary!

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  7. holy cow, that was a close shave. we have no purrsonal experience with coffee maker boxes so we don't know. thanks for the warning.

    emma and buster

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  8. Was the last kitty in that box owned by someone called Schrödinger ? I guess we'll never know.

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  9. Felix, that box could be the basis for a kitty horror film!

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  10. What a bad box! Glad you are safe now. :)

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  11. Can't look! Can't look! Can't look!
    The REAL Maple Syrup Mob
    xxxxx

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  12. Oh goodness! Felix!! Thank heavens dad was there to rescue you! Phew!!! Bad box! Nice coffee maker!! :-) Take care
    x

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  13. Oh my Dawg! Bad box! We are so glad that your Daddy rescued you! Boxes can be evil sometimes. Just sayin...

    Your Mom and Dad will love the Keurig! Maw lufs hers!!!!!

    Luf, Us

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  14. Oh Felix, you are very lucky and brave indeed

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  15. Thank Cod that box didn't bite your head clean off, Felix!

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  16. Hahaha! I hate it when the box fights back....and wins.

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  17. Wow, close call. Very scary story! Our mom wouldn't let us watch this horror film, since we are too young and we might have nightmares.

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  18. holey smokes (yeah we know - mom thinks she is funny)..... gonna have to be careful of boxes from now on - we had no idea they could fight back!!

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  19. Oh no, cat eating box! What a scary experience you had ..glad you are okay. We must be aware that not all the boxes are our friend!

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  20. This is a horror story!!! Never saw that coming!! *sniggers*

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  21. Oh my goodness, you almost had a box accident. Good thing dad was there to make that unruly box behave!

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  22. dood...furst we hope yur moms flounder knee wrap iz doin good, we hasnt been by this way ina few...

    thurd...we hope her knee iz doin aye oh kay even with out de use ore flounder....

    88th, we dunno whata ocuous iz ore how it got inn de box but if itz anythin like vizshuz squirrel....

    hay...way kewl scratchin post ya has ther !!

    heerz ta a grate week oh end everee one

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  23. Oh my, I hate it when that happens, especially when someone is taking pictures!

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  24. SO THAT WAS THE NOISE WE HEARD COMING FROM THE WEST? YOUR MOM HAVING A CAFFEINE FIT!! MINE WOULD DO THE SAME. SHE CALLS MORNING COFFEE
    HER JOY JUICE
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  25. Felix you can never be too careful with those boxes. And our Mommy loves her Keurig too!

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  26. OHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY COD!! You are right! The pot breaking was bad enough!! (Mom's broke a couple of months ago and you would have thought a tornado had hit our house she was so upset! She should just run an IV of coffee, she drinks THAT much of it!)...anyway, then you get your head stuck???!! Thank COD you are ok and that you were rescued!
    Love, Cody

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  27. hmmm...we're not sure what is worse...a mom without her coffee fix or an attacking box...

    pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  28. Oh no, a very norty box. Yikes. That must have been so scary. Thanks for demostrating what those silly boxes can do to you. Glad the Dad rescued you. Too funny. Sorry we are laughing.

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  29. Yikes! That box was like a wolf in sheep's clothing. It looked all friendly and welcoming until it got you in it's clutches.

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  30. Wow, a good box, with a bad attitude! Glad you escaped!

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  31. When we saw that porthole we thought it would be a great fun box to have...now we see it was actually an evil lure for an unsuspecting kitteh!

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  32. OMC! We love boxes...but definitely not THAT one! We hope your daddy put it out of its evil misery so it will never bite you again.

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  33. OMC, the coffeemaker broke? That really is an emergency, But not as much of am emergency as your being attacked by the box. Boxes are supposed to be our friends. Our partners in crime. That box has no manners.

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  34. Those holes in that box looked like they had something nefarious in mind, but that was really nervy to grab you around the neck. Good thing your dad was there to rescue you. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  35. So glad Daddy came to the rescue! Those boxes can be very dangerous!!

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  36. OMC....how lucky you was to escape Felix!
    We hopes no other kitties were hurt in the near catastrophe!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  37. Thanks Felix and dad for doing this PSA on box safety.

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  38. Coffee is just no good for anybodies health.

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!