Miss Feather Pea

*hee hee hee*

Kitties!

Sweet Pea here.

'Twas *I* who ruint the pheasant feather!  

And I'm not sorry...not one tiny bit!

*hee hee hee*

Happy Friday!

XX  Evil Pea  XX

Feathered Flying Feast!

Kitties!

Shadow here.

So, I was out patrolling with my Dad when a dove flew into my mouth!

Well, actually there was some stalking, leaping, and snatching the birdy out of the air involved while I almost went over the wall but the results were the same:  I CAUGHT HIM!

And wouldn't you know it, after a mighty struggle he got away...but not before he lost a few million feathers...Mom and Dad picked TONS of 'em out of my claws when I went indoors.

It was EPIC.

Next time, I'll totally take that dove down. 

***waiting***

Happy Friday!

XX  Shadow  XX

Ticked Off Tortie

Kitties!

May ling here...

...and boy-o-boy am I mad!

Everything looks normal here, right?

Well...check out behind my left ear--do you see that tiny bit of white?

It's a FEATHER in my head fur!

Mommy was snuggling with me on the sofa when she felt something poking her in the back, it was an escapee from her old, el cheapo feather pillow.  First she let me sniff it (interesting!) and then it all went downhill, as you can plainly see.

Hell hath no fury like a Tortie scorned...

Later, I ate the feather.  Mommy had better be afraid...she might be next!

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Miffed May Ling  XX

Featherin' Friday

Kitties!

Felix here.

So I'm sitting on the Mondo cat scratcher, minding my own business, when all of a sudden Mommy starts twiddling me with the feather toy!

::tickle tickle, twiddle, pester::

I had to attack it! 

::swat swat::

After the first salvo, I took a break to sniff the feathers. 

Hmmmm, smells like Cat Spit.

Then it was back to the attack! 

Shake those tail feathers, Mommy!

I trapped those feathers down on the perch with my mighty paws! 

Feathers:  Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeeee!!

Uh oh, they're getting away... 

::claw claw scrabble bite bite bite::

Uh oh, they're baaaack...

Feathers:  Oh, Feeeeeeeliiiiiixxxx...

Happy Friday!

XX  Felix  XX

Featherin' Felix Friday

Kitties!

Felix here.

So me and the rest of the gang were hanging out on the Catio the other evening.

Suddenly, the FEATHER attacked!

I had to get it...I used my ManCatly Claws and Mighty Meaty Thighs to propel myself up.

I got ready for the next assault.

INCOMING!

Here the Feather is starting to Anger me.

(which happens about 759 times a day)

 MOMMY!  This is my story!

I ignored it.

I Scorn you, Feather!

Holy Cod!  My Scorn was not enough! 

 The feather returned.  As did my Anger.

Kitties, what happened next was best not documented.

Let's just say that some Pheasants better get busy making more tail toys.

And I seriously needed to charge up my Scorning Capacitor.

Gotta keep my rep with my Floofy Furious Feline, the Scrumptiously Scrappy Annie.

Happy Friday!

XX  Felix

Tortie and Toy Tuesday

Kitties! 

May Ling here.

The other day, I was hanging out on the Catio, having a lil' sunbath in this hammock.

la la la...

From out of nowhere, the Evil Feather Toy appeared! 

GAH!

 Naturally, I had to get it.

::swat swat bat swat::

 I peeked through the slot, timing my attack...

I slay you with my claws, Evil Feather Toy!

Intense concentration was called for. 

closer...closer...

 POUNCE!

Rats!  Missed.

 Then the Toy got clever.

The Handle tried to get me from underneath!

That drove me Crazypants.  I danced and pranced all over the hammock, killing it.  Many many many times!

It was totally dedded when I was finished.

::tappity tap, jump shuffle hop::

Kitties, it wore me out.

Victory!

Happy Tuesday!

XX  May Ling