Kitties!
Felix here.
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whatchoo lookin' at? |
In yesterday's post I mentioned my Fave Binky, whereupon Mommy blathered some nonsense made an educated guess about me-n-Binky being Secretly Wedded, which sparked one of the best comments we've ever received from Andrea, Mommy to the Celestial Kitties. Here it is:
Secretly wedded! I wonder how that ceremony went.. The Baby, as flower girl, sprinkles kitty litter down the aisle as the other kitties sing the wedding song "Meow mow meowmow, meow mow meowmow." The groom drags his bride down the cat food aisle where they are joined forever by Reverend Tiny Johnson. The vows are traditional, "Will you, Felix, take Leopard Binky to be your wedded blankey, to have and to hold, to snuggle and yak on, in hot times and the rare cold desert days, until death or complete shredding do you part." The ceremony ends with (read nothing into this) Salem singing the song made famous by Billie Jo Spears "Blanket on the Ground". The reception is wild, but the bride and groom disappear early to be later found snuggling under the present table. Sigh, so romantic! (I think I need sleep.)
Well, I have only one thing to say to this--Andrea, how did you KNOW?????
'Cos that's exactly how it happened...
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Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for my elebenteenth honeymoon...
Happy Tuesday!
XX Felix the Groom XX
MOL MOL MOL too funny Felix!!!!
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Basil & Co xox
It's like;she had a camera or something! Did ja notice the drone?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! I'm famous! I was mentioned on Katnip Lounge!!!! :D
ReplyDeleteHow did I know?? Who do you think got the super long lens zoom shots from behind the bushes? Me! Representing the pawparazzi at large! I'm shopping the photos around the tabloids now, looking for the highest bidder!
We think Andrea wins the Pulitzer for the consistently most creative comments--and the crowd goes wild!
ReplyDeleteYep, go Andrea! Now we kitties better beware as this kiss and tell stuff can go a little too far in the human world but we are sure feline pawparazzi would never breach cat honour code. Not even for extra toona.
ReplyDeleteYep. That may well have been the best comment we have ever read on a kitteh blog.
ReplyDeletehee hee.
ReplyDeleteIt really was the BEST comment ever! :) I'm ready for pics of the catty-moon now!
ReplyDeleteYap, best comment ever!
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
Love is all you need, Felix!
ReplyDeleteWe'd rather think you secretly eloped. . .
ReplyDeleteMOL ! You crack us up ! Best comment ever ! Purrs
ReplyDeletetotal lee awesum commint iz rite .....high paws two ewe leo N crew :) ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteMOL! That was a good one! Now why weren't we invited to the wedding?? ;)
ReplyDeleteAndrea, you are very funny! And Felix...may you and Leopard Binky live happily ever after! :p
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
OMC that is funny! Sounds like a pawsome wedding.
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
She's quite a lady, that Andrea!
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Now THAT'S romance!!
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