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In yesterday's post I mentioned my Fave Binky, whereupon Mommy blathered
some nonsense made an educated guess about me-n-Binky being Secretly Wedded, which sparked one of the best comments we've ever received from Andrea, Mommy to the Celestial Kitties. Here it is:
Secretly wedded! I wonder how that ceremony went.. The Baby, as flower girl, sprinkles kitty litter down the aisle as the other kitties sing the wedding song "Meow mow meowmow, meow mow meowmow." The groom drags his bride down the cat food aisle where they are joined forever by Reverend Tiny Johnson. The vows are traditional, "Will you, Felix, take Leopard Binky to be your wedded blankey, to have and to hold, to snuggle and yak on, in hot times and the rare cold desert days, until death or complete shredding do you part." The ceremony ends with (read nothing into this) Salem singing the song made famous by Billie Jo Spears "Blanket on the Ground". The reception is wild, but the bride and groom disappear early to be later found snuggling under the present table. Sigh, so romantic! (I think I need sleep.)
Well, I have only one thing to say to this--Andrea, how did you KNOW?????
'Cos that's exactly how it happened...
Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for my elebenteenth honeymoon...
XX Felix the Groom XX