Stop the Presses!

Kitties!

Felix here, with breaking news:

Item 1.  We are BACK to blogging!

Item 2.  Mommy had a wonderful time on her trip back to her hometown--Elgin, Illinois--and we enjoyed Daddy spoiling us rotten (er).

Item 3.  It has been alleged that I have been stepping out on my Leopard Binky,  This is a LIE!  The photo below is completely construed and does not constitute concrete evidence, nosiree, not at all.

I unequivocally deny that I am all warm and cozy (and snoring--ed.) on the camouflage fleece...I swear to Cod--it's been photoshopped!

Really.

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Filandering Felix  XX

EXCITEMENT.

Kitties!

We had some excitement here at the Lounge which we were NOT ALLOWED to witness!

Mommy was whaling relaxing on the sofa when Daddy burst into the kitchen from the garage..there was a HUMMINGBIRD in there and couldn't find his way out, even though the big garage door was open.  Naturally we knew he wanted to come indoors to "amuse" us but the peeps, dense as they are, were determined to shoo him back out into the Great Outdoors.

What morons.

What ensued was ten minutes of inept hummer-hunting by two panicked peeps...involving brooms, mops, raising and lowering the garage door, and much frantic shouting.  Eventually Daddy was able to trap the Hummer inside a big square plastic container butted up against the ceiling--and standing on his tippy toes he had to wait an eternity until Mommy got a ladder, set it up, and slid on the lid--but not before the hummer escaped and they had to repeat the maneuver all over again!

And then they set him free.  OUTSIDE.  After all that work.

Stunt Hummer courtesy of Wikipedia

Traitors.

Revenge will be had...

Happy Friday!

XX  The Bitterly Disappointed Lounge Kats  XX

Lizard Prison!

Kitties!

As you know, we have two collared lizards who live in our entryway.*

One of which we hadn't seen doing their morning push ups (and poop!) for a while.

Well, Daddy found him!

The bigger lizard, Jorge, somehow got himself stuck in this yard waste bin** and couldn't leap out.  Fortunately--for him--Daddy didn't dump him out with the trash.

We hear you all asking, did Daddy bring Jorge in for US?

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

That traitor set him free to scamper up to the office window and tease us with his scaly goodness.

*sigh*

Oh well, there's always tomorrow.

Happy Monday!

XX  The Lizardless Lounge Kats  XX

*and a toad, but that's another story

**i.e., old litter box