Crunchy Caturday

Kitties! 

 Maui here.

In my quest to regrow the healthiest, most luxuriant winter coat possible I've decided to eat as healthily as a Housecat can--and we all know that eating a Raw Diet is the best--so I caught a nice fat George (lizard) and ate him.

Mommy spotted me enjoying my catch only after I had eaten the tastiest and loudest bits (BRANES, mmmmm) but she managed to get me chowing down on the last half of the lizard.

Turn up the sound and you'll hear me munchin' and crunchin'!

!!WARNING!!

The following footage contains scenes of carnage and bone-crunching.

***May not be suitable for Squeamish Humans***

or click HERE

Kitties, these things are delicious.  I could eat six or nine or elebenty every day, if I could catch 'em.  Mommy doesn't mind too much either; they agree with me and almost always stay down, an important consideration when trying to achieve optimal nutrition.

Hope your peeps weren't too grossed out, I'm just doing what cats naturally do.

Happy Caturday!

XX  Munching Maui  XX

CATserole Cooking

Kitties!

Today we have a recipe--for CATserole.

It's pretty easy, just two steps:

Place one (1) cat in the Oven

Bake at sunpuddle temperature until done, or elebenty hours.

Serve warm.

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Hot John  XX

Wonderful Wednesday

Kitties!

Coming soon...in Katnip flavor, too!

Happy Wednesday!

XX  The Katnip Kats  XX

Foreign Food

Kitties!

The Baby here.

Mommy baked pulla, a popular Finnish sweet roll.

I helped.

This variety is called korvapuusti ("slapped ears") and has brown sugar, butter, and cinnamon rolled up inside.  Whatever.  I was far more interested in the butter/cream/egg mixture that went into the dough.  It was, I'm happy to report, delicious!

And so was the pulla...Daddy ate SIX.

Happy Caturday!

XX  The Baby  XX