Tuesday Trifecta

Kitties!

Johnny here.

Me and Mommy did some science.

Here are the results:

Between grilled chicken, Gerber's turkey, and tuna...I prefer tuna!

What do you like best for a snack?

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Johnson  XX

POPCORNS!

Kitties!

The Baby here.

Look what *I* got:

I admit it, popcorns are tasty, but Teh Melted Butters on them is the main attraction.

And yes, Mommy eats 'em with a spoon.

Crazypants.

Happy Wednesday!

XX  The Baby  XX

Two-Timing Thursday

Kitties!

Mommy's outrageous behavior continues...

Here she is CUDDLING ANOTHER KITTY showing Sampo what's boiling in the pot--chikkun titz--that aren't for us.

Punapipurri, King Kitty of Finland (North) opted for the direct snoopervision option...taking over The Baby's role in the operation.

Mesi didn't want to wait for the jerkification, in fact, many many many many pieces of sliced chikkun was consumed, pre-dehydration.  (Do you see the extent of our Mommy's evilness--she put a Preventative Cat Barrier on top of the delicious slices!)

After an excruciatingly long wait (or so we assume...WE didn't get to smell the tantalizing aroma of drying titz) the jerky was ready for consumption...our favorite part of the operation...and Äila's...

...and the entire Finland Gang, as well!

Our only consolation from this sad sorry state of affairs is that the Gang's Äiti now has NO EXCUSE to let them go without these scrumptious morsels of Finnish fowl.  

Ever.

bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Hyvää ruokahalua!*

XX  The Katnip Lounge Kats  XX

*Hearty Eating

Mancat Monday, or: Gorging on George

Kitties!

Maui here, and Victory Is Mine.

Do you see the delicious, slithery tail betwixt mine and CC's heads?  By my whiskers?

It's a George!

My Most Excellent sisser The Baby rustled him up out of the rock pile and chased him onto the Catio.*

Where I got** him! 

My mighty manly growling kept the rest of my furblings at bay...

...so I was able to dine in peace.

At first I wasn't too sure about the flavor, but that only lasted a moment, and then George was:

Down The Hatch!

(Where, to my amazement, he stayed--ed.)

Happy Monday!

XX  Munching Maui  XX

*The Baby does NOT eat lizards, the thrill for her is in the hunt.

**polite euphemism for disemboweled

Scouty Samples the Goods

Kitties!

Grayce here.

Please excuse the feather stuck to my lips; I've been busy examining the interior filling of the mystery nest, a.k.a. The Feather Bon Bon (FBB).

I told Mommy that Scouty needed to see what was inside so she moved half of the FBB up near the purple hidey-hut where he was snoozing.  Within seconds Scouty stuck his head out of the doorway, just like a turtle!  He was very interested.

So was his snoozing partner, Johnny.

Scouty enjoyed the FBB so much he started dribbling...and thoughts of tasty feathered flying feasts flittered through his head.  He has actually caught (and eaten!) birds on the Catio so he knows how tasty they are, the lucky dog.  Wait, can I say that?

Oh well, too late now.

After a few minutes Mr. Argy-Bargy Johnson had to check out the FBB for himself and "muscled" (he claims it's muscle) Scouty out of the doorway.

But only for a minute.  The turtle head reappeared as soon as Johnny's bum cleared the arch...

...because Scouty decided that sniffing the FBB wasn't enough, he needed to nom the filling!

(squeee!  His gums are starting to get freckled just like Felix's--ed)

Feathers are rather dry and tough to get down but with perseverance--and a barbed tongue--he got the job done.

Tomorrow...a Tongue Extravaganza!

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Grayce, Scout, and Muscle-Bound TJ  XX

A Quickie!

Kitties!

CC here.

Today I caughted, dedded, and eated a George...

...and he stayed down!

Happy Friday!

XX  CC  XX

Mommy Went Shopping!

Kitties!

*mmph * gobble * gobble * chomp*

Sweet Pea here, enjoying an incredible new delicacy!

SWEET CORN!

Born and raised the Midwest, Mommy is a sweet corn snob.  Living in Las Vegas it's been impossible to get good sweet corn since she and Daddy moved, 11 years ago.  In fact, she sort of gave up.  However, the new grocery store where she shops (Fresh-n-Easy) is almost like a farmer's market, packed with wonderful seasonal produce.  And sweet corn is in season in California...so Mommy took a chance a bought a couple ears.

Kitties, sweet corn is DEE-LISH-US. 

Salem:  What is this green crap?

Sweet Pea:  Crap!?!  This isn't crap!  Back off, you Gustatory Goon.

This stuff is fabulous.

My darling sweet corn, where have you been all my life?

Salem:  She's crazypants.
::rolls eyes::

Mommy boiled and ate the inside part of the sweet corn, which I thought was totally weird.  Although the butter and salt she put on it looked pretty nommy...and according to her it was Midwest Quality corn!  I hope she buys more soon.

Oh, and I had a Most Excellent yak right afterwards.

Bonus!

Happy Thursday!

XX  Sweet Pea (and Salem)  XX

Thursday Thirteen-- Nomming Edition

Hello Kitties!

Today we're gonna show you some things we like to nom on.

1. Cords. Forbidden fruit, but delicious anyway.

2. Turkey feather!

3. Daddy's toes. A sure-fire way to get him up!

4. The grill brush. All sorts of yummy stuff on this!

5. Paper. Felix demonstrates proper chewing form.

6. Telescoping feather toy! Pheasant feathers taped to an old radio antenna.

7. Crinkly paper.

8. The metal whiskers of Bathroom Cat.

9. Scratchy Post sisal.

10. Mousies!

11. The Hand that feeds us.

12. Doggie chew treats.

13. Cat grass.

BONUS!

14. Cardboard.

Double bonus!

15. Rubber Bands.

We are Not Allowed to nom on these, but we sure would like to!

Have a Good Thursday Kitties!

XX Lounge Kats