Off the GRID!!

Kitties!

We are doing a quickie post...

We are alive, but just barely!

Last night about 6:15 we were cruelly torn from our internet teat.

No innernets, no cable, no phone.

Mommy & Daddy were reduced to playing music and romping with us on the Catio...SCORE!

and...

they weighed Johnny!

Leave your guesses in the comments and we'll tell all tomorrow!

XX  Lounge Kats

Weedy White Cat Wednesday

Kitties!

Sweet Pea here.

I got into the Cat Weed today!

 wha?

Do I look a little baked to you?

 Dudes, I am WELL DONE.

Daddy helped me out with the munchies, he gave me a dot of 1/2-n-1/2 to lick and a pile of chopped up ham to eat.

 If you biggify, you can see the ham!

Or what's left of it...heh heh.

All that eating tired me out.

 Uh Oh...Couch Lock!

I'll use the succulent pot for a pillow.

And stretch out my toesies.

AAAaaaaaaahhhhh.

Kitties, Life is Good.

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Sweet Pea

Random Acts of Hugeness

Kitties!

Tiny Johnson here.

Since I'm such a Big Boy, I like to prop myself up on things, or enclose myself in stuff.

It's just more comfortable that way.

 Daddy bought us Cats a rockin' cool scratchy pad a few weeks ago.  It got yakked on, and it split into three pieces.  The narrow center part got tossed onto the Catio, where it's being nibbled to death.

The two wider parts stayed inside.

 Mommy didn't glue them together right away, so I had a little fun with the parts.

Or rather, Mommy had fun with ME!

Kitties, the squares in the carpet are 20" x 20".

Yup, I'm a HUGE ManCat!

And I'm a tired one, too.

 Notice how I'm leaning?  The scratchy pad half offers ample support.

It makes an excellent chin rest, too!

 ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kitties, you know what's coming now, don't you?

THE END!

Have a Fantastic Tuesday!

XX  Johnny

Modeling Monday Expose'

 Kitties!

MomKat Trish here.

I have something terrible to tell your Moms and Dads.

Maybe you should go sit down and have a Niptini, you're gonna need it.

Because I'm on to ALL of you!

Last week Mr. Crazypants and I bought a new car and the Cats chipped in on the down payment.  I was quite proud of them saving up their allowance money, but then I discovered this:

A giant chest of money, stashed in the closet!

Over by the vacuum, where the Horde thought I'd never look.

And by the money was this catalog:

Um, Johnson, why is your kitten picture on the cover?

I know NOTHING!

Moms & Dads, do you occasionally lose track of a Cat and assume they're just sleeping somewhere?

WRONG!

 They're out Cat Modeling, earning thosands of dollars.

Of which you see NONE.  Zero.  Zilch.

I plead the Fifth.

The limosine pulling up to the house is a good Clue that your Cat might be sneaking Out.

 They use tiny cell phones they can dial with one toe, a la "Zoolander".

Is your Kitty a picky eater, or a habitual barfer?

Eating disorders are RAMPANT amongst Models!

This can be another Clue.

Aliases are common.



 Have you seen this Cat?

Cats often use just one Name, like Fluffy or Tom, to escape detection by their Humans.

And the trickery doesn't stop there!

They put on fur make-up, too.

 And wear tiny contact lenses.

The worst of it is the secret Swiss bank accounts.

Which does NOT go towards stinky goodness, Cat Trees, toys, Nip, etc.

Or VET bills, either.

 What they do with all the money, I haven't a clue.

Probably manipulate world money markets as part of their Evil Plan for World Domination.

I'm just happy that the Lounge Kats yakked up some cash for my car.

Thanks, guys.

Mommy loves you.

This has been a Public Service Announcement.

 Thank you for your attention.

Happy Monday!

XX  MomKat Trish 

Easy on Sunday

Kitties!

Here's your Sunday Status Report:

Felix was sleeping in apartment "A".

 He didn't want photographic evidence of his residence.

Do you see him complaining?

He flopped down on the concrete...

...where the pawparazzi ruthlessly persued him.

Check out the big box!

Who's in there?

It's Miss KonaKitty!

This box is SO excellent I don't mind the flashy box.

Daddy cut out a window!

Don't worry, this box is from our neighbor's house...our hot water heater is OK.

(Whew!)

Grayce snuggles with Mommy.

Grayce needs clippy claws.

She's piercing poor Mommy's chestal protuberances.

There are three ManCats in the Little Out.

Two of them (Rupert & Maui) are sworn enemies.

For some reason, Rupert is OK with cohabitating.

Or he's too petrified to move!

heh heh.

Johnny spots the pawparazzi!

 Maui wakes up to see what's going on.

Daddy, let me in!

I don't want to use the Evil Flap.

Kitties, we hope your Sunday is Fine!

XX  Lounge Kats

Compare and Contrast!

Kitties!

Mommy and Daddy went to the Temple of Fudz (Wally World) in the new Fudzmobile, the SS Tuna.

They bought some of our All Time Favorite Fudz, Fancy Feast Flaked Trout.

Since there are so many of us, they bought 48 cans...and you guessed it, we got a box!

 Johnson, aka Mister Smash, tried it out first.

He actually slept this way for some time.

 Kitties, this box holds 24 3-ounce cans!

Or one 320-ounce Cat.

Sweet Pea was next into the box.

 As you can see, she's a wee tad smaller!

By *almost* half.

A true LadyCat NEVER reveals her weight.

 But as you can see, her cute lil' booty fits beautifully in the box.

No spillover, except for her gorgeous plume.

Johhny, well, not so much.

Have a Sensational Saturday!

XX  Lounge Kats.

Formerly Feral Friday, and a POLL!

Kitties!

Mommy is gonna be off work next week!

HURRAH!

We have a poll up on our sidebar...we're trying to decide how much work she should do for us while she's home.

Plese help us decide by voting. 

You kitties might be more fair than us!

Today, we decided that we would celebrate being Formerly Feral, each in our own ways.

The Baby lounges Outside, while Mommy reads a book.

Johnson hangs out in his strange scratchy enclosure.

SomeKat yakked on the scratchy pad and it cracked.

Mommy glued the pieces back together once it dried, but before it did, we had fun with the halves.

KonaKitty, Rupert & CC share Mommy's lap.

CC just started sitting on Mommy last week.  He is a TOTAL love sponge, almost as bad as the other two pictured here.

Sweet Pea and Salem enjoy the Blue Cat Tree.

Grayce snuggles in her lil' round bed.

Scouty (and CC) enjoy the Catio.

Maui rests.  When he was feral and had his huevos, he never could relax and take it easy.

He's making up for it here!

Felix enjoys thwarting Mr. Crazypants, trying to get a good action shot.

May Ling plays with a Casbah Kitten JellyBean.

Kitties, we love living Inside.

Have a wonderful Friday, and don't forget to vote in our poll!

XX  Lounge Kats

Low Cal Cheesecake

Kitties!

Salem here.

Mommy, in her OCD cleaning insanity totally refurbished the garden window today, and put down fresh un-furred towels.

I immediately took up residence, and shortly after that Mommy appeared with the camera.

I'm sort of vain, so I didn't mind...much!

Here's my toesies and plump juicy thighs.

My toe pads are pink & black, but I keep them hidden. 

 A LadyKat has to have some secrets...

Moving on to my tummy.

My white tummy furs are looooong!

I grow 'em that way special, for added softness.

That little divot in the middle is where my tummy button is!

Here's my front toesies.

They're multi-colored too!

Mommy had a booger of a time getting this shot...heh heh.

Maybe you should've growed taller than five feet, Mommy!

Or buy a step stool.

I'm using Mr.Cast Iron Horney Toad for a pillow.

We're good friends.

He makes sure I have good dreams.

Have a wonderful Thursday!

XX  Salem